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[A Strand Type Animation]

AAAH JUST TAKE MY 5 STARS JUST TAKE IT!!!

STANNco responds:

but... that's 4 and a half

[Evangelion Collab]

I'm a Wanda Believer!
That pizza cartoon made me lol and found $20 from the ground!

Wandaboy responds:

your are CRAZY

[Dogs Without Mustaches]

dont steal expressions from famous tv shows.

foneycone responds:

wtf andre i didnt steal shit get off

[burritos]

Stand back, and watch as I give this toon a 5 star review

Buster98 responds:

Thanks!

[To Catch a Pac-Man]

Don't think I'm ever going to recover seeing my hero Pac-Man dying.

HOwLiNG-MAdFoxHatter responds:

Does anyone have a quarter to start a new game?

[Tire Pressure Project]

When I first heard of the Chunky Shrapnel documentary coming out soon I knew who I needed to prioritize. So long King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, hello Tire Pressure :D

OyeOyeEsteban responds:

literally imagine watching a bunch of boring white dudes noodle on instruments for 2 hours instead of ACTUAL INNOVATIVE ARTS

[Cacalotl]

This is incredibly well animated, a fascinating tale, and ingeniously visualized. Well done!!

Shi-Gu responds:

Thanks a lot! :D

[ThepivotsXXD makes a joke]

Yea, nice try.

QELINDENT responds:

N****r jokes or dicks jokes
What's more funnier ??

[ChiruChiru]

Really good

CuteNikeChan responds:

Thank you! ~

[BPTV PILOT]

Hey Pivots, listen.
This will probably be a review about how PBTV compares to your other cartoons along with it's own review. You've tried and tried again to desperately make a series about two guys living together, from "A Slice of Minecraft" to "Stu-boy and Piv-boy." A lot of those miserably failed, but you kept at it, and I guess I can say they do get better. I fucking hated Stuboy and Pivboy with legit criticism but at least it was a bigger improvement than "It's complicated." but that isn't really saying much. So is PBTV going to be better than the Stu's and Pivs? *sips wine* Lets find out.

I actually really like this with major problems only being nit picks. You've definitely improved a whole lot in a lot of areas that desperately needed it. The backgrounds aren't horrible, the colors are consistent, and the story isn't a hot mess. You've come a long way to finally fix these things. The animations is quite nice and I really like the lip sync. You've always listed yourself as a "voice actor" but this is the first time I think your "acting" is actually shining through instead of you just doing a goofy voice and talking into the mic; really, good job with the voice acting in this. The poses and some perspective in this cartoon are really nice, the Boss looking up to call Berry "Salt" and Pepper holding the rope are some of the best examples. Probably the best thing about this is that it actually had some good jokes, I know humor is a very subjective topic but can we agree that there's a respected line between stupid lol butt jokes and quality humor that took some time making.

I hope that was enough "Kiss ass" for you because here comes some things that could use some work. Like I said butt jokes are lazy but there was barely any of that in this series which I really liked, I can only pray there aren't any other "lazy" jokes to come. The character's designs can use some work, both Berry and Peppers clothes are just t-shirts with one solid color. I wasn't going to say too much about that but even Tootsie is wearing a solid color shirt. Tootsie also has the most generic design, I hope you fix that soon whether or not she matters to the series. I don't mean to be a jerk saying this, but I don't know how else to put it, but you kind of suck with hair and I don't know if anybody has ever told you that. If Berry's hair was transparent and you could see his scalp or just know where the top of his head is, I think you would agree with me how enormous his hair grows out. It's like a bad anime how big the hair. Before you throw that criticism out the window and excuse yourself with "That's the style" maybe try actually drawing the hair flatter or something, idk mess around with the idea, don't ignore it. The last major offender would be the hands. Why are the fingers pointy, everyone in this series has pointy fingers. This isn't some snobbish complaint and I have no idea what I'm talking about. Characters shouldn't have designs for no reason and that especially goes to how they look physically. Sharp fingers should be reserve for idk mean or elegant characters, round fingers should be for kind or naive characters, and blah blah block fingers. It's up to you, but giving everyone pointy fingers is just as ignorant as someone saying "Why do they have claws??? LOL." I mean you must know why Berry has a square face and why Pepper has a round face, right? Well those are just the real problems that I think you should consider thinking about.

I'm sorry this review is so long, I know we have a bad relationship, but I hope you can read this review as an actual review and not a "FUCK YOU PIVOTS YOU'RE BAD!!!" I actually really like this cartoon it's a huge fucking improvement than Stu&Pivs. I just wanted you to know why I didn't really like your content before, but now it's getting a whole lot better. That's fine if you don't like me and you don't care what I think, but I hope you are professional enough to read my review and consider the things that I'm saying. The best thing an artist can get is an actual criticism so they know how to improve instead of 4 pages of people kissing your ass and saying you're fine just being stagnated where you are now. Well thanks for taking the time to read this, you did a good job with this cartoon!

P.S. Good Job Evans on the music, it's really fucking professional.

ThePivotsXXD responds:

I read it don't worry. Thank you for this heart felt and critique filled review. Like you said, it's nice to have something other than "Good job!" Thanks Andre.